Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
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Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
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I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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