Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
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You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
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Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
It's shark week go big or go home
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