i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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