meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
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How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Is it penis luge time yet?
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
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You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Shame - the story of my life.
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