yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
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Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
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Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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