Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
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just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
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So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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