i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
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Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
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It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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