the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
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I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
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She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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