i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
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This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
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In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
It's rum buckets o'clock
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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