my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
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I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
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He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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