what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
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You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
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I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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