please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
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I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
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Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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