She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
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That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
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I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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