Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
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Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
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He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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