No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
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So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
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I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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