Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
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Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
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eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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