Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
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I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
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I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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