was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
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You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
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Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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