I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
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I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
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dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
They are going to name an STD after you.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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