So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
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In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
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420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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