It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
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Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
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Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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