Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
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We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
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Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
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