so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
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I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
We have so much sex to catch up on
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My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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