is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
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I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
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Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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