I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
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obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
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I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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