I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
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he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
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you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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