Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
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You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
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I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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