evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
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i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
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just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Pooping to opera.
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