I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
That reminds me...we need to get swords
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I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
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yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
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