that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
Randomize