when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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