I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
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My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
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I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
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