D3 body, D1 cock
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
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It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
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I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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