conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
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Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
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I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
FUCK WHALES
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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