so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
Farmville is her only friend.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
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Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
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She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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