You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
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I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
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you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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