I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
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It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
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The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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