I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
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Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
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You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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