you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
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Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
You pole danced in your parka.
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New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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