I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
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i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
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My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
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