I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
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Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
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You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
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