I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
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he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
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my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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