i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
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P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
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She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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