i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
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I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
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All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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