i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
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I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
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And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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