why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
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Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
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I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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