whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
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apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
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Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
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