his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
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i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
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there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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