I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
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I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
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is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
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