do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
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He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
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This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
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